Fred's Breakfast Club of New Hope

Fred's Breakfast Club of New Hope

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215-862-7024

13 E Randolph St • New Hope PA

215-862-7024

13 E Randolph St • New Hope PA

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Our Mission Statement: Fun. Friends. Food.

Everything we do is based on our desire to accomplish only one thing, have a good time, because if it isn’t fun, it isn’t worth it. We are too old, and the islands are too close, for it to not be worth it, therefore we have the following rules, which are added and deleted frequently. It is the members obligation to keep up to date on managements rules / whims, because there could be a quiz at any time.

The Rules

  1. We don’t do grumpy at Fred’s. There is a bucket outside the front door where you can leave your “grumpy” so you can come in happy. If you aren't happy, at least keep an open mind to it, so the rest of us have a chance at cheering you up. It is the member’s responsibility to keep the morale high, because with any luck we will be busy cooking and won’t have time to entertain you.

  2. If my wife should happen to mention that she thinks you are cute, I will shut your key off.

  3. You can stop in to fill your coffee for free and not stay for breakfast, but you must be smiling and say good morning to everyone. You can bring your own mug for your free coffee to go, or you can buy a super exclusive Fred's insulated coffee mug for how ever much we are selling them at the time which you can use forever or until you lose it.

  4. If you come in and say to me “Hey, you know what you should have on your menu ?” I will put it on the menu, but only on the days that you can come in and make it. Employment applications available upon request.

  5. Members are welcome to bring with them anyone to Fred’s whom they wish.

  6. If you lose your key you can get another one for ten bucks, because that’s what the keys cost us.

  7. Please do not lend your key out. Your friends will not give it back. Would you give it back? No, probably not. It’ll cost you another ten bucks for a replacement key. But hey, at least it wasn’t your car.

  8. Should we catch you buying extra keys and reselling them for hundreds of dollars apiece in the city, we will banish you to the diner.

  9. Even though our sole purpose is to have fun, the bank has requested that on occasion we send money to show our gratitude for them paying for the construction of Fred’s. Therefore we will issue as many memberships as necessary to keep 30 of our 31 seats full at all times. Should we find that waiting lines start to form, new memberships will be curtailed. In an effort to insure that we do not acquire too many memberships, which might dilute the fun, we strongly recommend that members attend daily.

  10. Fred’s opens daily at 6 am. and closes at 2 pm. The computer unlocks the door at 6 whether we are ready or not, and locks the door at 2. Nothing personal if you are there at 2:01.

  11. Fred’s is closed on Thanksgiving and Christmas Day. We are open New Years Day, which may be a mistake.

  12. On your birthday we will all cheer you and wish you a happy birthday. If Cindy the dog is in the mood she will sing happy birthday to you.

  13. It is the responsibility of the person sitting closest to the fire to tend the fire.

  14. It is the responsibility of the member sitting in the chair closest to the door to answer the door should someone dare to ring the bell.

  15. Gus, Luke and Cindy are usually in the office. They love to see you so stop by and say hi. Often they bark. That’s what dogs do. Please do not let it bother you.

  16. The Fred’s family is just that, a family. Cause we don’t let just anybody in here. When you have a Fred’s mug in your hand no matter where you are you are a member of an awesome family. When you see each other there is no introduction needed, just bond and enjoy. So buy a mug and carry it with you everywhere!

  17. We want you to be comfortable and stay as long as you wish. You can even just come in and sit all day and drink free coffee. However if there are no available seats and some one wants to order breakfast please give up your stool so we can make some money.

  18. Come, Sit, Speak, Stay, Eat and Enjoy Each Other
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Hours
Breakfast and Lunch
Mon - Sun: 6am to 2pm
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13 E Randolph St
New Hope, PA 18938
215-862-7024

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